Today’s English Lesson-Words of the day

Ok… despite the chance someone is surely bound to find offense to this post, I’ve decided to post it anyway. Why? Because, I think it’s funny as hell. I’ve gotta dig up a few more of these.

The teacher told Pepito to use certain English words in a sentence.  Here are Pepito’s replies:

1. *Cheese* –  Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom* –  When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder* – My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.
4. * Texas * – My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!
5. *Herpes* – Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July* – Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum* – I had two cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken* – I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair* – We only have one tortilla left, but don’t worry, wheelchair.
10. *Chicken* *wing* – My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment* – My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop* – My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash* – I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Brief* – Maria fart in my car and it stinkie so bad I could not brief.

If you come across any more of these, by all means share them with us by posting them on the comments section. If you’re offended by these and want to rant, feel free to voice your displeasure… though I won’t be reading them.

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^ 2 Comments...

  1. juan moretine

    Reach – I won the lottery. Now I reach.

  2. Rachel G.

    Berry-It’z berry gud to meat ju man’.
    Eight-He likez to eight the papita.

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